My mommy scolded me today :(

[Mechele]

My mommy scolded me today, She says I been a bad girl, She say I am
not supposed to tear up that white stuff all over her room, I think it is
called rolls of toilet paper, Hey I had fun ! How about you guys you
ever get to tear up toilet paper ? I snuck it outta Mommy Bathroom
while she wasn't looking and I tore it into a million peices, boy was
Mommy mad ! 

Sophie

[Ingrid]

Oh, yes, toilet paper is fun! I like to unroll it all and then burrow into the pile. They don't let me in the bathroom unsupervised anymore, though. 

Ezra

[janpo1]

I used to just go into the bathroom and bite the toilet paper.  I never took it off the roll though.  Mommy would go in there and see bite marks on the paper and she knewed i did it. 

I stopped cuz i grew up.  I'm a big girl now!!

Love
Molly

[ewin0210]

TP was never my thing, but one time my mom and dad left a box full of tissues next to thier bed.  And they decided to leave me uncrated to see how I did. To thank them I decided to redecorate thier bedroom. I thought it would be romantik for them to have a snowy scene, but they sure didn't think so. Jeesh, you try to be nice and all you do is get yelled at

Scout

[sheltiemama]

Mamma gifs me a rol by meself sos i kin terr it up.  den i don mess wid odder tings.  see keps me in da kitgen do sos is ezy to klen up