So yesterday my Mommy came home early and woke me up from my morning nap and forced me to go on a walk. Then on the walk we passed all these big, purple plants that Mommy says look like cabbage. I really wanted to smell them, each of them, but Mommy kept saying "Eh-eh, NO! We're late, let's go" and dragging me down the sidewalk! Finally we arrived at a store that had all kinds of treats and toys and bully sticks and I was so happy to be there, but then someone took me into a back room with other dogs and noisy things blowing hot air. Next thing I know, Mommy is gone and a stranger is pulling all my fur out!
Five hours later, Mommy rescues me and then we leave the store without getting even one treat!
She said I'd get a bully stick later, but come on! She took me to the dog run and that was fun because I got to run all around in my undercoat. It's like being naked! I ran all around and felt the cool air on me and it was so much fun. But then at home, the floors were suddenly very slippery and I couldn't run around anymore without slidding all over the place. Mommy said it's because they trimmed my paw fur.
When it was time for bed last night, I got a little chilly because I was still naked, but it was OK because I got to snuggle under Mommy's chin and share her fluffy pillow. When Mommy and Daddy left this morning, I tried to go with them because I don't want to get my fur pulled out again! Daddy said I need to stay home, though.
Yesterday sure was strange!