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« on: December 24, 2006, 12:12:53 PM »

One of my rescue buddies, who is a vegatarian, finally switched to raw last year.  This year she was beside herself  bouncy2 bouncy2 to be getting fresh deer parts from a local processor for free.  I got this email at 6 am this morning and promptly spit coffee all over my desk!  xmaslol xmaslol

 no no Evil WARNING, she uses very graphic language.  Read no further if bad language offends you or you are weak of stomach. hand

Neglected to tell u this on the phone today,
this one hit the spot and I am at a point, I rather buy meat then do the deer thing.
 
Here it is...
the meat processor on my way to work told me to leave the cooler he would have fresh deer for me the day after, they were cutting the next day.
Me, happy as clam went to pick it up on my way to work, brought ice to keep it cool. Loaded the stuff up and it was full to the rim, he even cut the neck parts in pieces so the kids would have a good size snack. Hell, I appreciated the no no out of that, since the meat cleaver left deer meat hanging to the ceiling all the time.
We got off at 2 am and I headed home to bag and freeze the stuff.
As I pack along, I grab a piece and I got it by the tail, the only one in there, I pull it up and a deer asshole is staring right at me, nice I say, turn it around and there is poop, too.
no no that, I say and was gonna toss it in the trash, no need fooling with that asshole, when I say movement coming from the asshole, a mother :%%:ing maggot crawled out of it.
I tossed the asshole in the garbage, gagging like never before and I actually hurled in the sink.
I was done, toast, weak in the tummy, so I decided to have a glass of wine to settle my tummy, got toasted the same morning and made the decission to pass on the deer stuff.
Too much trouble and too nasty, sorry.
I will stick to chicken, beef and pork, no more exotic poo, srcew "all natural".
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« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2006, 12:20:15 PM »

 xmaslol xmaslol xmaslol but ewwwwwwwwwwwww
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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2006, 12:29:31 PM »

who knows

and yet...

 xmaslol xmaslol xmaslol xmaslol xmaslol
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« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2006, 12:34:32 PM »

 xmaslol xmaslol xmaslol joke joke joke joke grinsno grinsno grinsno


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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2006, 01:21:19 PM »

 xmaslol xmaslol xmaslol xmaslol xmaslol xmaslol xmaslol


omg!  xmaslol xmaslol xmaslol xmaslol xmaslol xmaslol
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2006, 02:16:34 PM »

Ewwww.  Sure sucks to be a maggot, though!  LOL!
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« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2006, 02:45:40 PM »

 Snolaugh who knows

ick.

I can totally sympathize with her though...
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« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2006, 03:42:47 PM »

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I'm sorry - that's hilarious!!!!  When you feed raw, you must expect to endure something nasty now and then.  I must say, the maggot would have defintely sent me hurling, and not much sends me hurling. 
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« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2006, 07:31:35 PM »

Yuck.  She did handle to butt better than I would have, but the maggot definitely would have pushed me over the edge too. microwave
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« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2006, 02:00:58 AM »

 xmaslol xmaslol xmaslol
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« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2006, 11:37:28 AM »

 xmaslol   xmaslol   xmaslol

                        and........

                                            who knows who knows who knows
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« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2006, 09:20:02 AM »

 goofy chicken OK the deer story was nasty literally, but Anna is also responsible for putting me and my brats on the raw track and she gets chicken necks for me and I get her liver etc.  Anyway the last batch of chicken necks had a chicken head in it with the eyes open.  Kind of reminded me of my paella in Spain.  I'm not a seafood person but when something in my plate is looking at me with the antannae waving at me it is just not my cup of tea.  So I'm holding Anna's Atticus X-mas present hostage.  Ute you have my sympathy from the bottom of my heart.  It has been a while now since I've eaten chicken.
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« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2006, 12:58:25 PM »

Yikes!!!!  xmaslol xmaslol xmaslol
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« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2006, 01:11:13 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2006, 01:58:02 PM »

Awww Pam!  Just think how much fun you would have missed if you were feeding dog food!!  Those huge buckets of deer, the big bloody bags of Emu.  How great is life?!! Snolaugh

Atticus is sending you the evil eye for withholding his Christmas goodies!!


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« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2006, 02:02:02 PM »

Love the evil eye.  And I saw Mabel's paw in the pic. banana wave
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