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« on: March 10, 2006, 08:33:51 AM »

Tuesday was my birthday ... and only Daddy remembered the special D - Day. D as in Daisy. D as in Daisy the first dog you guys got. Daisy as in sunshine of your life.  footstomp Here's my list of presents:

Oh, right - I got nothing. How could I forget??? Then the tone-deaf female proceeded to torture me by singing Happy Birthday to me. Thanks a lot, MOM.
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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2006, 08:55:39 AM »

I'd say there better be lots of kissing up this weekend!!!!!

Happy Birthday Daisy!!!!!!



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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2006, 08:59:12 AM »

Awww...Happy Belated Birthday, Daisy!   birthday   party clown

I think you should get double the presents you would've gotten!  wink2

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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2006, 10:56:24 AM »

Happy Birfday Daisy!

I dunt want to start truble or anything but I know why you didn't get any presints.
My mommy told me your mommy was too worried about her chocolate. 



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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2006, 10:59:31 AM »

Happy belated birthday Daisy

awwhhh Daisy don't feel bad. I went through labor three days before my birthday and my mommy still forgot mine AND Riley's birthday (his was Jan 7 and mine was the 8th and the pup was born the 5th) just because of all the puppies running around the house. Mommy's and Daddy's aren't allowed to forget birthdays. (after Daddy reminded her she had a joint party for the two of us but it still wasn't the same .... they better make it up to me next year)

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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2006, 11:09:55 AM »

Jeez - Daisy.  I guess maybe your mom does suck.  I dunno.

But happy birfday!
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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2006, 12:21:58 PM »

Dear Daisy,

You should pout and not look your mommy in the eye until she relents and you get at least 2 toys, a new bone, a walk somewhere fun and a CAKE!

Love Bruno

PS Happy Birthday a few days late!

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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2006, 12:40:24 PM »

 party clown Happy Birthday Daisy!

I think Molly is right.. yur Mom was too wurried aboout getting that evil choclate.

She better make it up to you!

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« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2006, 12:53:35 PM »

Sorry Daisy, I know how much it sucks. My birthday wasn't forgotten, it was dismissed as unimportant at the time. Sad


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